Work

JACQUES NY

Senior Copywriter 2025-Present

JORNAY PM for ADHD (DTC)
MERCK: DSA, unbranded, branded (DTC pre-lauch)

FCB Health

Senior Copywriter 2023-2025

unbranded IPTACOPAN, we got fired.
unbranded COMIRNATY, we got fired.
Zepbound.

Publicis Groupe

Copywriter 2020-2022

Healthcare started booming, not sure why.

TLG NYC (IoT platforms)

Product Marketing 2016-2018

Emailed people of various emotional states.

Study

Miami Ad School

Copywriting

Paid my part in keeping the lights on.
Worked late on campus keeping the lights on.

Claremont McKenna College

Government

Acknowledged the 6th most expensive tuition.
Witnessed school's Forbes ranking go from 9th in America to 11th.

Wikipedia

Rabbit-holes

Did you know that the origins of the word "sycophant" are up for debate?

Non-Awards

Social

Averages the most questions asked a day.
Gets along great with friends' significant others.

Personal

Oyster consumption: off the charts.
Put Movie Pass out of business.
Successfully no longer fluent in Armenian.

Competitive

Won a ticket lottery for a Taylor Swift concert.
Top-notch teammate in boardgames.